The Rules:

  1. There is NO smoking in the fucking theater (and no fucking in the smoking theater).
  2. Throwing stuff is great, but DO NOT throw stuff...
    • at the Screen
    • at the Lights
    • at the Cast
  3. Stay off the fucking Stage. It's just that simple. (This includes the risers in front of the stage)
  4. There is no rule #4
  5. Underwear Run issues:
    • If you are really hairy, smelly, or otherwise butt-nasty, please don't do the underwear run.
    • Secure you naughty bits so that they do not dangle or pop-out.
    • If your boxers have an opening, hold it shut.
    • No groping unless explicitly invited to do so. Otherwise you will be removed from the theater.
  6. The ladies room is on the right, the mens room is on the left (by the spotlight tower). Try to keep it straight, even if you're not.