The Rules:

  1. There is NO smoking in the fucking theater (and no fucking in the smoking theater).
  2. Throwing stuff is great, but DO NOT throw stuff...
    • at the Screen
    • at the Lights
    • at the Cast
  3. Stay off the fucking Stage. It's just that simple. (This includes the risers in front of the stage)
  4. There is no rule #4
  5. Underwear Run issues:
    • If you are really hairy, smelly, or otherwise butt-nasty, please don't do the underwear run.
    • Secure you naughty bits so that they do not dangle or pop-out.
    • If your boxers have an opening, hold it shut.
    • No groping unless explicitly invited to do so. Otherwise you will be removed from the theater.

TheRules (last edited 2006-11-07 21:08:44 by mike)