• TheRules

The Rules:

1. There is NO smoking in the fucking theater (and no fucking in the smoking theater).
   • the theater MAY let you go outside to smoke. ASK FIRST. You will probably need a wristband to get back in.
2. Throwing stuff is great, but DO NOT throw stuff...
   • at the Screen
   • at the Lights
   • at the Cast
3. Stay off the fucking Stage. It's just that simple. (This includes the risers in front of the stage)
4. There is no rule #4
5. Underwear Run:
   • If you haven't bathed in, say, a week, maybe reconsider. Hygiene is sexy! B.O. is not.
   • Secure and cover your naughty bits so that they do not dangle or pop-out. It's the underwear run, not the naked run.
   • No groping unless explicitly invited to do so (active consent is sexy!). Violate this obvious rule and you will be ejected from the theater.
6. Bathrooms:
   • The ladies room is in rear house right. The mens room rear house left (behind the spotlight tower). Try to keep it straight (even if you're not).
   • Do not block access to the restrooms