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• Phillip

And the LORD was displeased, and sent again forth his only begotten son to walk the earth and bring the sheep back unto the path. And lo, He spoke the Word, and the ghost was given to flesh and led to the house of sin and inequity.

And the Son of God spake thus unto the wayward children of ghenna; “rise and come ye back unto the Glory that is my father, GOD in heaven, sing unto him glory and... fuck, her tits are HUGE!”

• And what happened then ...?
• Well at Rocky they say
• That the messiah's unit
• Grew three sizes that day!
• And the minute his pants began to feel tight
• He whizzed with his load past the bright stageside lights
• And he oggled at women! And he fondled a priest!
• And he...HE HIMSELF...!
• Phillip joined our love feast!

Yeah verily, GOD sent his only begotten son, known on earth as Phillip Jones, to our show. And we showed him the light.