Time: The show starts at 12... but you should come a little earlier... say 11:30.
Cost: $6.00 (What a Bargain!) CASH ONLY. The Rialto doesn't accept credit/debit cards.
Directions: Google Maps
- There is NO smoking in the fucking theater (and no fucking in the smoking theater).
- Throwing stuff is great, but DO NOT throw stuff...
- at the Screen
- at the Lights
- at the Cast
- Stay off the fucking Stage. It's just that simple. (This includes the risers in front of the stage)
- There is no rule #4
- Underwear Run issues:
- If you are really hairy, smelly, or otherwise butt-nasty, please don't do the underwear run.
- Secure your naughty bits so that they do not dangle or pop-out.
- If your boxers have an opening, hold it shut.
No groping unless explicitly invited to do so. Otherwise you will be removed from the theater.
Stuff NOT to Bring:
- Hot Dogs (or any meat type substance!), Eggs, Water Guns (we have new seats!), and Confetti.
- (If you're unsure if it's safe ask us!) The theater sometimes checks bags... Please understand on big nights this is a necessity.
Stuff TO Bring:
- Newspaper, Rice, Playing Cards, Toilette Paper, Lighter, and Toast.
- Remember: If you don't bring anything don't worry about it! We sell prop bags real cheap!
Highlights: (if we told you then it wouldn't be a surprise!)
Interested in joining our cast & crew?
- If the cast is full there's always the crew...
- and if the crew is full we can always use more Transylvanians!