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Time: The show starts at 12... but you should come a little earlier... say 11:30.

Cost: $6.00 (What a Bargain!) CASH ONLY. The Rialto doesn't accept credit/debit cards.

Directions: Google Maps


  1. There is NO smoking in the fucking theater (and no fucking in the smoking theater).
  2. Throwing stuff is great, but DO NOT throw stuff...
    • at the Screen
    • at the Lights
    • at the Cast
  3. Stay off the fucking Stage. It's just that simple. (This includes the risers in front of the stage)
  4. There is no rule #4
  5. Underwear Run issues:
    • If you are really hairy, smelly, or otherwise butt-nasty, please don't do the underwear run.
    • Secure your naughty bits so that they do not dangle or pop-out.
    • If your boxers have an opening, hold it shut.
    • No groping unless explicitly invited to do so. Otherwise you will be removed from the theater.

Stuff NOT to Bring:

Stuff TO Bring:

Highlights: (if we told you then it wouldn't be a surprise!)

Interested in joining our cast & crew?

ShowInfo (last edited 2012-07-05 00:12:23 by DrewODonnell)